Thank you for your interest in Future Procreations Against Turtles. Our mission is to eradicate the implication that regular turtles can be transformed into speaking turtle-men (as evidenced by the popular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles line of children’s products).
Such a fantasy may be compelling but is irresponsible in what it’s teaching our youth. A generation of children who believe such things are possible is a generation of children who naively harm each other in the name of science. This is not a future for anyone.
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